- "You know we always joke about the construction here? Don't worry. We're still working on it. Rararara!"
- "I once had a friend who cut his own toe. He had a new one made of rubber. He was called Roberto. Get it? Rarrararrrrr!!!"
- "Did you know that I'm the best at sleeping? So good in fact that that I can do it with my eyes closed! Rarrarararrrrr!!!"
- "We are closing early today, Stella. I have an appointment at the dentist. It's at Tooth 'O Clock. Rarrarararrrrr!!!"
- "I hope there’s a mirror in that Cellar of yours! Because it's looking gouda! Rararararrr!!!"
- "My mother had a Coop on her childhood farm. ... Oh, my mother! She wasn't mad at me when I did bad things. She was disappointed in me! I suppose I wasn't what I cracked up to be! Rararararrr!!!"
- "You've got a cow on your boat. That's neat. Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lack toes! Rararararrr!!!"
- "Are you hungry? I know a great place to eat. It's called The Desert. It’s famous for its sand which I’m sure you’ll like. Rararararrr!!!"
- "I heard they just fired an employee at the popcorn factory. He was a good worker. But... they found him sleeping on the cob! Rararararrr!!!"
- "My friend, John, has been sent to prison. He was a blacksmith. He was caught forging other people's signatures. Rararararrr!!!"
- "That's a nice Garden. Knock Knock! ... Who's there? ... Lettuce ... Lettuce, who? ... Lettuce in and you'll find out! Rararararrr!!!"
- "Wait one second! I don't have a joke for the Loom yet. I might have one soon. It's coming. I can feel it... looming over me. Rararararrr!!!"
- "That Mill looks impressive. Did you know what they call one lonely grain of corn in a tree? No, guess! ... Acorn! Rararararrr!!!"
- "You've got a beautiful Orchard full of apples. You do know what lives and reads inside, don't you? ... Bookworms. Rararararrr!!!"
- "You can do incredible things with a sawmill these days. You can even go on the internet. You can LOG in! Get it? Rararararrr!!!"
- "Look at your hair! Look like someone's been at the baa-baa shop. Rararararrr!!! ... Get it? Because of the sheep on your boat. Nevermind."
- "That's one mighty foundry. When they built it... they were surely thinking outside the bauxite. Rararararrr!!!
Listen to ten of Albert's jokes to earn the "Dad Mode" achievement.
|Protagonists||Stella • Daffodil|
|Spirits||Gwen • Atul • Summer • Alice • Astrid • Giovanni • Gustav • Bruce & Mickey • Beverly • Stanley • Buck • Elena • Lily|
|Other||Albert • Alex • Charon • Francis • Hades • Irina • Masha • Olga • Susan • Theodore|